I thought twerking was tweeting at work That’s how out of the loop I am
Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess
Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess
Good Cop: If you confess now, you’ll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!
Good Cop: If you confess now, you’ll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!
An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replies, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face.”
An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replies, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face.”
What’s another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper.
What’s another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
Dad: i don’t know why you wear a bra-you’ve got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don’t you?
Dad: i don’t know why you wear a bra-you’ve got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don’t you?
What do you call hot women in France? Tourists
What do you call hot women in France? Tourists
“My what big teeth you have! Also you’re grey and furry and clearly a wolf… I’m not retarded.”
“My what big teeth you have! Also you’re grey and furry and clearly a wolf… I’m not retarded.”
Do you know what’s funnier than 24? *25*
Do you know what’s funnier than 24? *25*