What’s the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex.
Every time I text this guy, he replies with “Sorry, I’m driving.” It’s been a few days. I’m guessing he’s probably made it to Mexico by now.
Every time I text this guy, he replies with “Sorry, I’m driving.” It’s been a few days. I’m guessing he’s probably made it to Mexico by now.
Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side
Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side
What was the shy rock’s wish? To be a little boulder!
What was the shy rock’s wish? To be a little boulder!
What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite film? IT’S FUCKING FROZEN!!
What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite film? IT’S FUCKING FROZEN!!
If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)
What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)
Which number confuses people? 82
Which number confuses people? 82
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus