Category: Witch jokes

So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It’s about time.

GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release… all of the radio stations will play classic hits.

Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes.

Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball.

Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says “I can’t accept this your Cash Is Clay”

What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath.

I don’t have any white friends, so I guess you could call me… crackalackin

I was trying to get my girl to try @nal. She said “Fine I’m gonna stick my finger up your ass and see how you like it!” The wedding is in a week

I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn’t get into it at all.

I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I’m too lazy to get on my couch. So I’m a floor potato.