I just sneezed so hard that I’m now two seconds in the future.
What was the last pizza the twin towers had? A plane one.
What was the last pizza the twin towers had? A plane one.
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar… Followed by BATMAN!
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar… Followed by BATMAN!
How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it.
How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it.
Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn’t pregnant!
Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn’t pregnant!
If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow.
If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow.
How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.
How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill.
Probably he best advice you will ever receive…… don’t listen to any advice on the internet
Probably he best advice you will ever receive…… don’t listen to any advice on the internet
Why don’t Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Why don’t Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.