Girl at party tells me that “That wasn’t funny”. Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of “That” that “wasn’t funny”.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool.
pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
A young child says to his mother… “Mom, when I’m a grown-up I want to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t be both.”
A young child says to his mother… “Mom, when I’m a grown-up I want to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t be both.”
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s wife? Neither has he.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s wife? Neither has he.
Did I tell you I’m joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I’m all about those gains bro
Did I tell you I’m joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I’m all about those gains bro
A man took his family to the zoo The only animal in the zoo was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
A man took his family to the zoo The only animal in the zoo was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
If this phone were really smart, it wouldn’t let me call people.
If this phone were really smart, it wouldn’t let me call people.
‘Two can play that game…’ -people who dont understand that’s how games usually work
‘Two can play that game…’ -people who dont understand that’s how games usually work
I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have “followed” me. I’m getting choked tonite. Help.
I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have “followed” me. I’m getting choked tonite. Help.