Have you heard about Betty the cow? She’s outstanding in her field.
Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket.
Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket.
Who could it be? there’s a big idiot between the “I” and the “Y” on the keyboard. Why don’t you go and see who it is?
Who could it be? there’s a big idiot between the “I” and the “Y” on the keyboard. Why don’t you go and see who it is?
There’s no “k” in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren’t in team?
There’s no “k” in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren’t in team?
My girlfriend told me peeing after sex prevents pregnancies… I don’t know what I did wrong. I peed as hard as I could right after sex and she still got pregnant.
My girlfriend told me peeing after sex prevents pregnancies… I don’t know what I did wrong. I peed as hard as I could right after sex and she still got pregnant.
What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude “eh” sandstorm
What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude “eh” sandstorm
What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)
What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. 🙂
Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
Why does Beyonce sing “to the left, to the left”? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*
Why does Beyonce sing “to the left, to the left”? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*
Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution.
Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution.