Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!
Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you.
Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you.
What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I’ll get the door.
What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I’ll get the door.
Don’t post negative things here Electrons
Don’t post negative things here Electrons
Nicholas Cage… …is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases.
Nicholas Cage… …is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases.
Have you heard about Betty the cow? She’s outstanding in her field.
Have you heard about Betty the cow? She’s outstanding in her field.
Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket.
Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket.
Who could it be? there’s a big idiot between the “I” and the “Y” on the keyboard. Why don’t you go and see who it is?
Who could it be? there’s a big idiot between the “I” and the “Y” on the keyboard. Why don’t you go and see who it is?
There’s no “k” in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren’t in team?
There’s no “k” in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren’t in team?
My girlfriend told me peeing after sex prevents pregnancies… I don’t know what I did wrong. I peed as hard as I could right after sex and she still got pregnant.
My girlfriend told me peeing after sex prevents pregnancies… I don’t know what I did wrong. I peed as hard as I could right after sex and she still got pregnant.