Doctor doctor I keep thinking I’m a spoon. Sit there and don’t stir.
Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!
Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!
Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you.
Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you.
Why didn’t the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Why didn’t the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
What is the rapper’s favorite bread? 2 Grainz
What is the rapper’s favorite bread? 2 Grainz
What’s the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees.
What’s the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees.
How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32….
How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32….
I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he’s the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.
I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he’s the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.
At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!
At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit.
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit.