“To Kill a Mockingbird” “Oh, I just used a slingshot.”
[diner] ME: I’ll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.
[diner] ME: I’ll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.
It didn’t take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey’s knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now.
It didn’t take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey’s knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now.
I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom.
I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom.
Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades.
Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades.
How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32….
How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32….
At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!
At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!
I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he’s the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.
I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he’s the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit.
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit.
Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?
Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?