Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them.
Wife and I go to subway… She says she can’t decide between a 12″ or a 6″. I told her get the 6″ sandwich and I’ll give you 8 inches after supper
Wife and I go to subway… She says she can’t decide between a 12″ or a 6″. I told her get the 6″ sandwich and I’ll give you 8 inches after supper
You guys hear about the gay midget? ya, he finally came out of the cupboard.
You guys hear about the gay midget? ya, he finally came out of the cupboard.
Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased.
Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased.
I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again.
I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again.
Did you know the pope really loves cats? He’s a real catholic.
Did you know the pope really loves cats? He’s a real catholic.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
“To Kill a Mockingbird” “Oh, I just used a slingshot.”
“To Kill a Mockingbird” “Oh, I just used a slingshot.”
[diner] ME: I’ll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.
[diner] ME: I’ll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.
It didn’t take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey’s knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now.
It didn’t take long for Japan to illustrate Rousey’s knockout. See? http://imgur.com/NSLx1SZ EDIT: Link works now.