What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period.
Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage…but yeah.
Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage…but yeah.
When people ask me what I’ll be doing in 5 years… “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision!”
When people ask me what I’ll be doing in 5 years… “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision!”
We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.
German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!
German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!
What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande
What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande
Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew.
Wrote “I wanna rock!” on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat.
Wrote “I wanna rock!” on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat.
Rectum, damn near killed him! I always hear this punchline, without the build up part. What are some variations on this classic joke?
Rectum, damn near killed him! I always hear this punchline, without the build up part. What are some variations on this classic joke?
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs