What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs
please sir. i beg of you. don’t take away my job. i’ve got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it’s tuscan
please sir. i beg of you. don’t take away my job. i’ve got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it’s tuscan
I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.
How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.
Youtube Ads Youtube can insta load a commercial but my 2 minute video takes 10 minutes to buffer.
Youtube Ads Youtube can insta load a commercial but my 2 minute video takes 10 minutes to buffer.
why do blacks like the doctor’s office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you’ll be straight
why do blacks like the doctor’s office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you’ll be straight
Statistics say there’s a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it’s Tim.. he’s got a great ass.
Statistics say there’s a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it’s Tim.. he’s got a great ass.
If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground.
If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground.
What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole? Run around until you get pooped out. :)
What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole? Run around until you get pooped out. 🙂
Why did the man angrily throw out his alarm clock this morning? Because it reminded him of Jonathan Clock the man who raped his wife the night before.
Why did the man angrily throw out his alarm clock this morning? Because it reminded him of Jonathan Clock the man who raped his wife the night before.