A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”
What do you call a tornado holding a spork? The Mersenne Twister.
What do you call a tornado holding a spork? The Mersenne Twister.
US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!
US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!
Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don’t have 2020 vision
Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now Come on guys, I don’t have 2020 vision
What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving.
What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving.
Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot
Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot
“I always try to go the extra mile for my customers” -New York’s most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter
“I always try to go the extra mile for my customers” -New York’s most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter
Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma.
Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad.
What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole? Run around until you get pooped out. :)
What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole? Run around until you get pooped out. 🙂