Her dad said he’d like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me.
In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine … runs off …
In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine … runs off …
Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance
Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
That awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation and the other person won’t stop talking.
That awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation and the other person won’t stop talking.
Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I’ve got a hard on You know what to do
Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I’ve got a hard on You know what to do
What’s a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm
What’s a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm
A man walks into an apple store and…… farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it’s not my fault you don’t have windows
A man walks into an apple store and…… farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it’s not my fault you don’t have windows
What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab.
What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab.
Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!
Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!