Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell…
What did the kid with no hands get for christmas? gloves! just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet…
What did the kid with no hands get for christmas? gloves! just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet…
What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she’s Asian, then you call her Irene.
What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she’s Asian, then you call her Irene.
Calling “shotgun” is great way to lighten the mood when getting in the squad car after the cops arrest you.
Calling “shotgun” is great way to lighten the mood when getting in the squad car after the cops arrest you.
For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts.
For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts.
Pot has never been proven harmful to humans, but the way it makes those huge holes in the street has to give you pause.
Pot has never been proven harmful to humans, but the way it makes those huge holes in the street has to give you pause.
What’s the pope’s favorite power tool? A cathedrill
What’s the pope’s favorite power tool? A cathedrill
Yo mama such a ho… Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i’m ashamed of this. but also really proud.
Yo mama such a ho… Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i’m ashamed of this. but also really proud.
[God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what’d i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea
[God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what’d i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.