Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
I recently met up with an old girlfriend of mine and we immediately started having sex… …The police got annoyed, however – they only wanted me to identify the body.
I recently met up with an old girlfriend of mine and we immediately started having sex… …The police got annoyed, however – they only wanted me to identify the body.
What’s the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner’s life? There is none.
What’s the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner’s life? There is none.
What’s your New Year’s resolution? Mines is still 1920×1080, unfortunately.
What’s your New Year’s resolution? Mines is still 1920×1080, unfortunately.
Not to brag, but I was voted “Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal” by everyone who has ever met me.
Not to brag, but I was voted “Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal” by everyone who has ever met me.
There is a chair… And it is walking, down the street, with shoes.
There is a chair… And it is walking, down the street, with shoes.
If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome… I would have one dollar… thanks mom…
If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome… I would have one dollar… thanks mom…
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English
Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English