Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.
I’d like to hear Tony the Tiger’s opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.
I’d like to hear Tony the Tiger’s opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.
A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says “Is Pepsi ok?” The horse replies “Neigh.”
A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says “Is Pepsi ok?” The horse replies “Neigh.”
What do you call a fat psychic… …a psychic you fat shaming cunt
What do you call a fat psychic… …a psychic you fat shaming cunt
“I’d UberBlack for you.” – what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like
“I’d UberBlack for you.” – what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like
What is an ear of corn’s favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception
What is an ear of corn’s favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception
So I heard Scalia died… Now can we finally legalize marijuana?
So I heard Scalia died… Now can we finally legalize marijuana?
In successful relationships, no one wears the pants.
In successful relationships, no one wears the pants.
Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don’t bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose.
You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose.