A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween’s the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
What’s black and doesn’t work? A broken TV………….. racist.
What’s black and doesn’t work? A broken TV………….. racist.
A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof.
A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof.
[Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing? Calculating the…”Gross Margin.”
[Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing? Calculating the…”Gross Margin.”
Pregnancy in the 1940’s. (Doc) – “Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you”…. (Patient) – “Thats MISS Smith, doctor!”…. (Doc) – “Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you”….
Pregnancy in the 1940’s. (Doc) – “Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you”…. (Patient) – “Thats MISS Smith, doctor!”…. (Doc) – “Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you”….
What’s the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.
What’s the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.
Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they’re still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks
Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they’re still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks
Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.
I have an L shaped sofa lowercase
I have an L shaped sofa lowercase
How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.