I often wondered what it’d be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while.
I just quit my job, I couldn’t work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired
I just quit my job, I couldn’t work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired
I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair… I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom.
I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair… I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom.
What’s the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It’s harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape.
What’s the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It’s harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape.
Karma is like 69: “You get, what you give
Karma is like 69: “You get, what you give
Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!
Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!
HELLO I SEE THAT YOU SLIGHTLY TOUCHED YOUR MOUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE JAVA?
HELLO I SEE THAT YOU SLIGHTLY TOUCHED YOUR MOUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE JAVA?
How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *”Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.”*
How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *”Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.”*
Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? It’s so realistic.
Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? It’s so realistic.
Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards.
Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards.