My friend firmly believes that he’s a solute I think he’s diluted
*shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing
*shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing
a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said… don’t do it man … you will never here the end of it!
a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said… don’t do it man … you will never here the end of it!
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car 😛
My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there’s one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm
My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there’s one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
My girlfriend says that I’ve got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn’t 22.
My girlfriend says that I’ve got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn’t 22.
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
Regretting the compliment… A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?”
Regretting the compliment… A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?”