Obama won? That’s it I am moving…. ..to USA!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it’s head and tell it to.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it’s head and tell it to.
It’s pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.
It’s pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.
Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I’ve been through.
Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I’ve been through.
[Desert island] Me: JANE! Jane: What? M: It’s a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
[Desert island] Me: JANE! Jane: What? M: It’s a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
What does a mexican Highlander say? “THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!”
What does a mexican Highlander say? “THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!”
My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I’m not sure if I’m going to bed, or to Walmart.
My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I’m not sure if I’m going to bed, or to Walmart.
I am “cool” and “chill” and “stuck inside the walk in freezer.”
I am “cool” and “chill” and “stuck inside the walk in freezer.”