Hey I just met you… And this is Crazy… But this is a nice restaurant… So, Silence your baby!
Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie.
Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie.
I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy… Looks like the ’90’s are back!!
Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy… Looks like the ’90’s are back!!
Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste
Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!
My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.
My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.
What do you call a party of communists that haven’t seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
What do you call a party of communists that haven’t seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
Saying that you were touched by Jesus… …is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.
Saying that you were touched by Jesus… …is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.
Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy.
Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy.