Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder
What’s the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass.
What’s the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass.
Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years “Unpresidented”
Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years “Unpresidented”
Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg).
Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg).
[Phone with Mom] “Did you just friend request me?” I’m on fb now “I’m not adding you” Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*
[Phone with Mom] “Did you just friend request me?” I’m on fb now “I’m not adding you” Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*
Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot.
Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot.
The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer… Life is rough..
The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer… Life is rough..
What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car.
What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car.
If you’ve never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila.
If you’ve never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn’t stand all the racket!
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn’t stand all the racket!