Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie.
I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
When you are getting Old…. You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
When you are getting Old…. You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
What do you call a party of communists that haven’t seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
What do you call a party of communists that haven’t seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
Saying that you were touched by Jesus… …is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.
Saying that you were touched by Jesus… …is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.
Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy.
Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy.
I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy.
I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy.
DIET TIP: Always eat smart. Refuse any food that hasn’t scored highly on the SATs and been admitted to an Ivy League school.
DIET TIP: Always eat smart. Refuse any food that hasn’t scored highly on the SATs and been admitted to an Ivy League school.
Sorry, I can’t take your call right now, I’m all tied up. -submissive’s answering machine.
Sorry, I can’t take your call right now, I’m all tied up. -submissive’s answering machine.
Some of the best things in life…are mistakes.
Some of the best things in life…are mistakes.