How are Cigarettes like Hamsters? They’re harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots.
My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots.
Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black
Why do people like Trump over Obama? Because Orange is the new Black
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says ” alright, you can stay..just don’t start anything”
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says ” alright, you can stay..just don’t start anything”
Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah.
Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah.
Word of warning, if you’re in a job interview and you are asked, “Do you smoke?” Don’t reply with, “Depends what it is…”
Word of warning, if you’re in a job interview and you are asked, “Do you smoke?” Don’t reply with, “Depends what it is…”
When I Grow Up When I grow up I want to be like Prince… Dead.
When I Grow Up When I grow up I want to be like Prince… Dead.
Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves.
Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves.
My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don’t know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don’t know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I’m happy to report the garden hose is dead
I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I’m happy to report the garden hose is dead