How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.
A racist man laments… If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he’d be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump’s campaign.
A racist man laments… If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he’d be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump’s campaign.
So I organized a threesome last night…. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.
So I organized a threesome last night…. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.
Dark Humor is like food… Not everybody gets it.
Dark Humor is like food… Not everybody gets it.
I love playing “Army men” with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me
I love playing “Army men” with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me
Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it’s too late.
Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it’s too late.
Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up
Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant.
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant.
TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-Uzi from the Arms Store… Whoops, wrong sub.
TIFU by buying an MP5K instead of a Mini-Uzi from the Arms Store… Whoops, wrong sub.
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime.
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime.