My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there’s one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
My girlfriend says that I’ve got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn’t 22.
My girlfriend says that I’ve got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn’t 22.
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
Regretting the compliment… A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?”
Regretting the compliment… A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?”
Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it.
Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it.
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you’re a part of something?
Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you’re a part of something?
Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them.
Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them.