Fellow Black Friday shopper: I’m so excited! What are you trying to buy? Me: oh I can’t afford anything, I’m hoping to be trampled to death
A seal walks in to a club… haha
A seal walks in to a club… haha
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss!
What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs
What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn’t have a web he had a website !
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn’t have a web he had a website !
Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody’s hair…
Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody’s hair…
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!
How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.
How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Obama won? That’s it I am moving…. ..to USA!
Obama won? That’s it I am moving…. ..to USA!