Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog “Gotta Go Fast?” It is a running joke on the internet
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day… Thats an awfully big word for a six year old.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day… Thats an awfully big word for a six year old.
What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it’s an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald
I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it’s an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald
Egyptians don’t walk like that.
Egyptians don’t walk like that.
Thought about putting a diabetic joke but… Some people think they are insul’in
Thought about putting a diabetic joke but… Some people think they are insul’in
I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.
I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.