I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number.
Tips for Guys on Valentine’s Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She’ll automatically list things she want.
Tips for Guys on Valentine’s Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She’ll automatically list things she want.
Mary had a little lamb…… Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!
Mary had a little lamb…… Best lamb chops I ever ate. SUCK IT VEGANS!
I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier… The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!
I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier… The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!
What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting.
What do you call a naked golfer? Off-putting.
Is Kevin James the only Flintstones character who has actually come to life?
Is Kevin James the only Flintstones character who has actually come to life?
What’s the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn’t need a wheelchair
What’s the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn’t need a wheelchair
Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S.
Diarrhea is the #2 cause of death in the U.S.
According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.
According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.
Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you’re telling her to get you a sandwich.
Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you’re telling her to get you a sandwich.