I like my women like I like my smartphones Slender and Korean
An asian man goes to the eye doctor… The doctor says to him “I know why you’re not seeing so well, you have a cataract” The asian man says “No, I have a Rincoln Contirental”
An asian man goes to the eye doctor… The doctor says to him “I know why you’re not seeing so well, you have a cataract” The asian man says “No, I have a Rincoln Contirental”
Hey I just met you… And this is Crazy… But this is a nice restaurant… So, Silence your baby!
Hey I just met you… And this is Crazy… But this is a nice restaurant… So, Silence your baby!
Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie.
Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie.
I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops.
When you are getting Old…. You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
When you are getting Old…. You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it’s just not going to happen
My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it’s just not going to happen
if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever
if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever
Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies
Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies
Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American… Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia.
Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American… Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia.