My girlfriend says that I’ve got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn’t 22.
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek
Regretting the compliment… A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?”
Regretting the compliment… A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?”
Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it.
Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it.
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you’re a part of something?
Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you’re a part of something?
Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them.
Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them.
Why can’t Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
Why can’t Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
Hi Mrs. Smith … can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy … you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !
Hi Mrs. Smith … can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy … you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !
Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick.
Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick.