George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder
Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder
What’s the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass.
What’s the first sign of AIDS? A pounding sensation in the ass.
Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years “Unpresidented”
Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years “Unpresidented”
Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg).
Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg).
How many “All Lives Matter” protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren’t being changed at the same time.
How many “All Lives Matter” protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren’t being changed at the same time.
People tell me I’m too condescending. That means I talk down to them.
People tell me I’m too condescending. That means I talk down to them.
I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?
I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?
Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her “essay”.
Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her “essay”.