Category: Spelling jokes

My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love.

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a suitable living environment for him, a terrarium with a heat lamp, some small rodents, etc.

Here’s a joke for those who follow rap Meek Mill

Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream.

How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife.

I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing. She eventually fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother.

What did one snowman say to the other? “Can you smell carrots?”