How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Obama won? That’s it I am moving…. ..to USA!
Obama won? That’s it I am moving…. ..to USA!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it’s head and tell it to.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it’s head and tell it to.
It’s pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.
It’s pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.
Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I’ve been through.
Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I’ve been through.
[Desert island] Me: JANE! Jane: What? M: It’s a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
[Desert island] Me: JANE! Jane: What? M: It’s a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
What does a mexican Highlander say? “THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!”
What does a mexican Highlander say? “THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!”