Category: Spelling jokes

Divorce is tough on some kids Others are just happy to be single again.

Cashier: haha that’s a lotta candy, getting ready for Halloween early eh Me:… Cashier:… Me:… Cashier:… Me: yep

“1st day at school” Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?” . Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

“You know your addiction is bad when you lie and say you’re at the gym when really you’re out shopping” is the title of my autobiography.

You can’t joke with a kleptomaniac… They take everything, literally.

New on NBC…. A buddy cop drama starring a mentally challenged detective and his Native American partner. They’re gonna call it Tard and Feathered.

My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it’s just not going to happen

if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever

Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies