I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing. She eventually fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother.
What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother.
What did one snowman say to the other? “Can you smell carrots?”
What did one snowman say to the other? “Can you smell carrots?”
Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway.
Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway.
The ATM told me, “Not enough funds in account,” when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account.
The ATM told me, “Not enough funds in account,” when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account.
Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style.
Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style.
What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets.
What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets.
Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse.
Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse.
I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit.
I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit.