Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I’d rather have him chase the tiger.
I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery… And now I don’t know what he looks like.
I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery… And now I don’t know what he looks like.
Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning… Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes
Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning… Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes
R.I.P. Prince We have truly lost a symbol.
R.I.P. Prince We have truly lost a symbol.
At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms.
At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn’t really brag about it at the time ’cause I was home schooled…
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn’t really brag about it at the time ’cause I was home schooled…
Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota.
Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field.
Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky.
Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky.