My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there’s one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence.
TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence.
Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so.
Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so.
Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]
Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]
Going to open a new restaurant … I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant… I am calling it Juan-Ton
Going to open a new restaurant … I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant… I am calling it Juan-Ton
I pulled a real douchie move this morning… your mom’s vagina has never been happier.
I pulled a real douchie move this morning… your mom’s vagina has never been happier.
A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies “No way man!” Wig “Why not?” Bartender “Have you seen yourself? You’re off your head!” ;D
A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies “No way man!” Wig “Why not?” Bartender “Have you seen yourself? You’re off your head!” ;D