Why is 6 afraid of 7… Because 7 is a registered sex offender.
I didn’t masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face.
I didn’t masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face.
Me: Take this My Uber passenger: *holds gun in blood soaked car* WTF JUS HAPPENED? Me: You tell me “Mr Finger prints on a murder weapon”
Me: Take this My Uber passenger: *holds gun in blood soaked car* WTF JUS HAPPENED? Me: You tell me “Mr Finger prints on a murder weapon”
I’m starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops…. I’m calling it Fuck The Police.
I’m starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops…. I’m calling it Fuck The Police.
If one more person asks me to do a summersault…. …….I swear I’m going to flip!!!
If one more person asks me to do a summersault…. …….I swear I’m going to flip!!!
My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father.
My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father.
Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke.
Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke.
ACTORS: It’s easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says “Did you see that?” say “Nope”.
ACTORS: It’s easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says “Did you see that?” say “Nope”.
You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before.
You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before.
“How high are you! ?” demanded the officer. “No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?”.” replied the kid.
“How high are you! ?” demanded the officer. “No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you?”.” replied the kid.