What’s the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing
I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s.
I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s.
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!
If you text your boss that you can’t come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn’t ask any questions.
If you text your boss that you can’t come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn’t ask any questions.
Are you getting older and wiser? No he’s getting older and wider!
Are you getting older and wiser? No he’s getting older and wider!
It’s not you.. It’s me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer.
It’s not you.. It’s me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer.
“Balls!” Said the queen. “If I had two I’d be the king!”
“Balls!” Said the queen. “If I had two I’d be the king!”
My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He’s worried he’s gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not.
My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He’s worried he’s gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not.
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?
What did one math book say to the other math book? You’ve got problems.
What did one math book say to the other math book? You’ve got problems.