My brother’s a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves.
Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves.
“Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?” *S-A-T-A-N* “Satan, do any boys in my class like me?”
“Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?” *S-A-T-A-N* “Satan, do any boys in my class like me?”
My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!
My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!
Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.
What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!
What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!
Man’s March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work.
Man’s March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work.
What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? “Ma’am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive”
What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? “Ma’am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive”
Why are fire trucks red? Because if someone pulled your hose you would be red too.
Why are fire trucks red? Because if someone pulled your hose you would be red too.
When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She’s the chef, after all.
When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She’s the chef, after all.