Sports injury Last night on ESPN I was watching Women’s beach volleyball. About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury. The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though.
Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant. Their legs.
Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant. Their legs.
I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.
My friend doesn’t like how I tell fat people jokes. I’m still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor.
My friend doesn’t like how I tell fat people jokes. I’m still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor.
You know what I find odd? Every other number.
You know what I find odd? Every other number.
Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste.
Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste.
I’ll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I “overreact.”
I’ll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I “overreact.”
Saw a bird at my feeder shit on another bird’s head and that bird just kept right on eating. I’ve never before felt this close to nature.
Saw a bird at my feeder shit on another bird’s head and that bird just kept right on eating. I’ve never before felt this close to nature.
The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, “Why the wrong faith?”
The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, “Why the wrong faith?”
doc: “your dad’s been in a coma for 9 days, we’re running out of ideas” me: “let me try” [goes to adjust thermostat] dad: [opens one eye]
doc: “your dad’s been in a coma for 9 days, we’re running out of ideas” me: “let me try” [goes to adjust thermostat] dad: [opens one eye]