Why does Tiger Woods have a bad sex life? He always finishes in the least amount of strokes.
Little do you know that in my head I’ve already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body.
Little do you know that in my head I’ve already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body.
Nothing ruins a Friday more… …than realizing that today is Tuesday.
Nothing ruins a Friday more… …than realizing that today is Tuesday.
Here’s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
Here’s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
Scrabble, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
Scrabble, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome I’m sorry
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome I’m sorry
If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be…… Vulva-sore
If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be…… Vulva-sore
That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it’s probably all infested now with girls
That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it’s probably all infested now with girls
What’s the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing
What’s the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing
I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s.
I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s.