Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt.
I’m not homophobic, I love my house!
I’m not homophobic, I love my house!
Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven’t tried it either.
Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven’t tried it either.
Going to church doesn’t necessarily make you a nice person… It does, however, make you sleepy.
Going to church doesn’t necessarily make you a nice person… It does, however, make you sleepy.
What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y
What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y
Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, “its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black”
Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, “its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black”
I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I’d got it from -Jimmy Carr
I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I’d got it from -Jimmy Carr
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer.
Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, “Keep going.”
Whenever someone on a plane reclines their seat into you, pull them back even further and whisper in their ear, “Keep going.”