If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be…… Vulva-sore
When I hear “This call is being monitored for quality assurance” I think “Cool, let’s see how bad this person wants their job.”
When I hear “This call is being monitored for quality assurance” I think “Cool, let’s see how bad this person wants their job.”
I hate all 1970’s female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas
I hate all 1970’s female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas
That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it’s probably all infested now with girls
That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it’s probably all infested now with girls
What’s the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing
What’s the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing
I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s.
I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s.
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!
If you text your boss that you can’t come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn’t ask any questions.
If you text your boss that you can’t come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn’t ask any questions.
Are you getting older and wiser? No he’s getting older and wider!
Are you getting older and wiser? No he’s getting older and wider!
It’s not you.. It’s me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer.
It’s not you.. It’s me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer.