Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar…. … the bartender says: “Get out! We don’t serve your type here! “
What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A light shade of clear.
What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A light shade of clear.
The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I’ll never know.
The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I’ll never know.
A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks “Are you cutting?” “No, I’m not.” “You should be.”
A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks “Are you cutting?” “No, I’m not.” “You should be.”
My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me… She’s a real life Chinese finger trap
My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me… She’s a real life Chinese finger trap
Why don’t boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A “PEAR” AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Why don’t boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A “PEAR” AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come.
Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come.
Dropped a Q-tip, but I caught it before it hit the ground. The ninja behind me said, “Whoa.” Then we high-fived.
Dropped a Q-tip, but I caught it before it hit the ground. The ninja behind me said, “Whoa.” Then we high-fived.
*ring ring* Hello? “If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000” OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM “I won’t if u-” Haha gotcha, leave a message
*ring ring* Hello? “If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000” OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM “I won’t if u-” Haha gotcha, leave a message
Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations.
Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations.