What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity.
Why do old men need Viagra? Because they are screwing old women!
Why do old men need Viagra? Because they are screwing old women!
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we’ll soon see who’s leading the Poles.
Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we’ll soon see who’s leading the Poles.
Says the priest to the altar server: “There’s a good christian in you”
Says the priest to the altar server: “There’s a good christian in you”
What was Hitler’s last two words? Oy Vey!
What was Hitler’s last two words? Oy Vey!
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.
People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.
Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters’ support group when I arrived? I came early.
Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters’ support group when I arrived? I came early.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn’t drum up enough support.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn’t drum up enough support.