I hope the zombies start with people that talk to me when I’m obviously counting.
whats the difference between an old dirty subway and a lobster with breast implants one is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
whats the difference between an old dirty subway and a lobster with breast implants one is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping.
Why did the diabetic win the weight lifting competition? Because he was so good at pumping.
What was Hitler’s last two words? Oy Vey!
What was Hitler’s last two words? Oy Vey!
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.
People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.
Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters’ support group when I arrived? I came early.
Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters’ support group when I arrived? I came early.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn’t drum up enough support.
Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn’t drum up enough support.
Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone… … and I’m asking myself : Who let the .docx out?
Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone… … and I’m asking myself : Who let the .docx out?