Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too.
My son asked today: Why the dude’s ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear…
My son asked today: Why the dude’s ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear…
Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
Just realized that I’m finally too fat to do things during summer.
Just realized that I’m finally too fat to do things during summer.
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber…
January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber…
How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out.
How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out.
Dad Joke – Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope.
Dad Joke – Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope.
People in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!
People in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones. But people in ABU DHABI DO!
What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic