The time machine of tomorrow. Today.
My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen
My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen
“I’m both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!” -Clark Kent
“I’m both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!” -Clark Kent
How to lose an argument with an idiot – 1 Argue.
How to lose an argument with an idiot – 1 Argue.
What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.
What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.
It was dark so I had to feel around for the hole with my finger, I didn’t wanna just randomly jam it in anywhere I hate it when the keyless remote battery dies.
It was dark so I had to feel around for the hole with my finger, I didn’t wanna just randomly jam it in anywhere I hate it when the keyless remote battery dies.
My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling.
My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling.
I don’t think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
I don’t think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering… I’m not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case…
I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering… I’m not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case…
HIV has never been THE virus to have… Because it’s always been retro.
HIV has never been THE virus to have… Because it’s always been retro.